ASK HOMESTUCK
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(ALSO, we’re back! With answers! Sorry for the disappearance!)

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(ALSO, we’re back! With answers! Sorry for the disappearance!)

(figured it might be better if you hear the news from someone other than me. I haven’t forgotten this, but um… better let Karkat explain…)
JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT THE IDIOT WHO RUNS THIS BLOG HAD AN UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT WITH HER TABLET. WHAT A DUMBFUCK, RIGHT? HOPEFULLY, THE NEW TABLET FOR THE DUMBASS WILL BE IN SOON AND ANSWERS WILL BE POSTED AGAIN.
THE STUPID PINK MONKEY WHO RUNS THIS LACKS A COMPETENT SCANNER, LIKE THE INCOMPETENT LOSER THEY ARE. SORRY FOR THIS DICKERY. HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN THIS. THE STUPID HUMANTHING IS JUST LACKING THE PROPER TECHNOLOGY TO GET SHIT DONE.
SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT LETTING A HUMAN RUN THIS ON LESSER TECHNOLOGY WAS A STUPID IDEA.
(Really, I’m sorry everyone!)

(figured it might be better if you hear the news from someone other than me. I haven’t forgotten this, but um… better let Karkat explain…)

JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT THE IDIOT WHO RUNS THIS BLOG HAD AN UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT WITH HER TABLET. WHAT A DUMBFUCK, RIGHT? HOPEFULLY, THE NEW TABLET FOR THE DUMBASS WILL BE IN SOON AND ANSWERS WILL BE POSTED AGAIN.

THE STUPID PINK MONKEY WHO RUNS THIS LACKS A COMPETENT SCANNER, LIKE THE INCOMPETENT LOSER THEY ARE. SORRY FOR THIS DICKERY. HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN THIS. THE STUPID HUMANTHING IS JUST LACKING THE PROPER TECHNOLOGY TO GET SHIT DONE.

SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT LETTING A HUMAN RUN THIS ON LESSER TECHNOLOGY WAS A STUPID IDEA.

(Really, I’m sorry everyone!)

…who is in that bush?
(Also, I am fail at drawing hugs. One more thing… HAPPY ZOMBIE JESUS DAY… to those who celebrate it.)

…who is in that bush?

(Also, I am fail at drawing hugs. One more thing… HAPPY ZOMBIE JESUS DAY… to those who celebrate it.)

…I don’t think that’s a good answer, Karkat…
(1st ask! I hope I did alright. Hopefully, I’ll just get faster and better with these as time goes on!)

…I don’t think that’s a good answer, Karkat…

(1st ask! I hope I did alright. Hopefully, I’ll just get faster and better with these as time goes on!)

Do you have an urge to ask questions!?

Is this urge to ask things of Homestuck characters? Oh man, then have you come to the right place! Welcome, welcome to ASK HOMESTUCK! Hopefully, you’ll all supply the questions and we’ll be able to have some answers! At least, that’s the idea.

I don’t know if this has been done yet, but I figure… I didn’t see the blog name taken so why not have some fun?

Check out the Rules and About pages if you want (actually, definitely check the rules before asking!) but other than that? LET’S DO THIS.

WHERE DOING IT MAN.

WHERE MAKING THIS HAPEN.